SHOW YOUR BONES

those who seek illness in the roots of health are perverted without being charming. there's nothing a matter with being perverted, as long as you are charming.

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Max: If I had a dollar every time a man asked me to do something to his wife, I’d be a millionaire.

Max: This is my pattern, okay? I fall for the wrong guy, I find out that they’re with a girl, a bottle or a needle and I move on. And sometimes, I use a bottle to help me do it. Or a needle. Or a girl.

Max: Dammit, could [Cash] be any cooler? I want her to be my girlfriend. I wouldn’t break up with her for me.

Max: I never thought waking up in bed with another woman with frosting on my boobs could be this depressing.

Caroline: Max, please, I feel like we need a hug.
Max: We just slept together, you women are so needy!

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The outstandingly heterosexual 2 Broke Girls. (via trololololollo)